Thursday, July 23, 2009

YOU MURDERER OF LOVE!!

I have a brother, I will refer to him as createn or as a friend calls him liar, bastard, tool, dick, and asshole. You may ask what has this creature has done to upset the balance of my life. I never knew any teen 8th grade BOY could have such a powerful love. His girlfriend, who will be refered to as Scaly Woman Fish, has been seducing him for 6 months. Their love is unbreakable. That might sound some what romantic, but when you see the image of two young teens groping and "snogging"you begin to vomit. Let me just say no one knows this girl very well, but what we do know of her we do not like. Her X boyfriends call her a prude and a slut. Now createn is the last person in the world that you would ever expect to make your life a living inferno! Any way back ot the unbreakable love, I found texts that explained their eloping to a different country to get married and have babies. TOO FAR! I read further into these texts and found something that goes a little like this;

Createn: I love you but we can't be caught ever again...
SWF: I know I can't eat, I can't sleep, I fell on the floor and couldn't breath...I love you too much. NOTHING CAN STOP OUR LOVE!
Createn: We are to young teenagers in love and we made a mistake. I LOVE YOU.
SWF: It was fun until my dad walked in. I LOVE YOU.
DAN: interuption (QUESTION MARK!)
Createn: Yeah it was a remarkable experience. I LOVE YOU!
SWF: I want you to hold and love me forever. I LOVE YOU!
Createn: I want you so bad. Maybe we can try again next year? I LOVE YOU!
SWF: Thank you Thank you! I want to have your babies! I LOVE YOU!
DAN: QUESTION MARK!

What am I supposed to do about this (question mark)

Like a Puma

Today I begin the rigorous adventure of creating a blog. Now before I began I had no idea what "blog" meant. Perhaps it is some form of hippopotamus or perhaps a wicken spell. In other words I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING! So if I go beyond all blogging ways and do not fulfill blog edict, please do not curse the name of the blog or leave harsh and hurtful comments, such as; "Your blog makes me want to gulp down a boat load of chinchilla fur!" or "Your blog wants to make me go swim in a dolphin tank!" I understand your pain (question mark). I have decided that what a blog means is to post funny comments or write a story about your day to day activities... so thats what my blog will consist of...But yeah...it's very awkward writing this.....please read it ...i tend to be very funny....not that any of the writing in the previous sentences showed any of my surprising talents...YOU WILL BE AMAZED!